I will not say what exactly happened last night, but I will say, that something happened, something that will be revealed tomorrow, and, well, Willow and I kinda lost our shit for a minute.
W: OH MY GOD.
W: OH MY GOD.
W: Wait. I was texting you. Hold on.
Exactly one second later:
P: I AM FEELING ALL THE EMOTIONS RIGHT NOW.
P: ALL OF THEM.
W: WHERE DO I PUT ALL OF THESE EMOTIONS! On my phone! Here! IT'S SO PRETTY I WANT TO DIE.
P: I THINK I DID DIE A LITTLE.
P: WHEN IT POPPED UP ON MY PHONE I FORGOT TO BREATHE FOR A MINUTE AND THEN I OPENED IT AND MADE A WEIRD NOISE AND OMG.
W: You made that weird cheek noise, right? WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW? Dude. Let's take a minute here. We just started a blog and now WE'RE DOING A [BEEEEEEEEP]
W: We will tweet this and we will facebook it and we will win AT ALL THINGS.
P: I AM SO EXCITED I WANT TO PUNCH SOMETHING AND THEN MAYBE MAKE OUT A LITTLE BIT WITH A STRANGER.
P: ONLY A LITTLE BIT OF TONGUE THOUGH. JUST SLIGHTLY.
W: AND THERE WILL BE CONFETTI. AND I WILL BE YELLING THINGS AT YOU AND THE STRANGER BECAUSE I CAN'T TURN OFF MY CAPS LOCK.
P: I WILL NEVER TURN OFF MY CAPS LOCK AGAIN OMG IT'S SO PRETTY.
P: I THINK I'M HUMPING THE AIR.
W: IT'S LIKE HE'S LOOKING AT ME AND HE'S TELLING ME TO THINK ABOUT HIS GLOW STICK.
P: "DON'T MIND THIS PRETTY GIRL IN MY ARMS. SHE MEANS NOTHING. I WANT YOU TO TOUCH MY GLOW STICK."
P: THAT ONE EYE THAT'S SHOWING IS HYPNOTIZING ME.
P: ALSO YOU CAN SEE HIS NIPPLES THROUGH HIS SHIRT. THOUGHT YOU OUGHT TO KNOW.
W: I WAS JUST GOING TO TALK ABOUT HIS NIPPLE.
P: WE SHOULD DEFINITELY TALK ABOUT HIS NIPPLE.
Figured it out? Was it obvious? ARE YOU TOTALLY LOSING YOUR MIND TOO?
No? Well, check back TONIGHT at exactly 12:01 am EST. Your shit will be lost.